Monk - best scene - square tomato

  • ipeters61

    Wait a second, is Monk's sandwich JUST bread and a tomato slice??

  • perfectsplit

    It's not a square tomato. It's cubic. And it was inspired by The Borg.

  • Ashwin Swamy
    Ashwin Swamy

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="73">1:13</a> He didn't put the bread on properly.

  • M.R.Sathish Rajamani
    M.R.Sathish Rajamani

    Hope we had gm seeds n crops in country ☹️☹️☹️

  • Jose A.
    Jose A.

    Technically it's a tomato cube.

  • Astral M
    Astral M

    Now I want square tomatoes lol

  • legofan370

    I haven't watched the show (full episodes anyway, yea I know I need to get on that) but even I can tell through Shaloub's performance in this scene that this is probably the happiest that Monk has ever been in his entire life. 🤣🤣

    • elianaspeaking

      legofan370 accurate lmao

  • KanalDerGutenSache

    How can Monk be so out of touch? It's not a square tomato, it's a cube tomato.

  • Howard Pearcey
    Howard Pearcey

    A sphere is more efficient. It has the least surface area for the most volume. It would take more energy to encompass square shape. More energy means more water and fertilizers. Fuel costs are driven by weight. Ship X lbs cost X dollars. Round or square. Might mean less trucks on the road. But seeing as TANSTAAFL doubtful there is an energy saver. And what do we do with round burgers?

  • Juliet Lee
    Juliet Lee



    I wish someone would look at me the same way monk looks at that square tomato

  • Tom Garbo
    Tom Garbo

    Monk is so funny getting so excited over square.tomatoes. gotta love him.

  • Junk Monk Podcast
    Junk Monk Podcast

    I LOVE Monk! This is such a great tribute to Monk ❤️ I actually have a podcast all about Monk if you’re interested in listening it’s in on my page 😊

  • Blue Tea Art
    Blue Tea Art

    Monk opens his first restaurant Me: can I get a perfect sandwich with no tomatoes please Monk: no Sandwich for you! Me: ok sandwich nazi

  • Llewellyn White
    Llewellyn White

    OMD, I have OCD and I feel his elation. I NEED TO TASTE THE SQUARE TOMATO!!!

    • Simone LastName
      Simone LastName

      "This will virtually eliminate indigestion."

  • Tabs T
    Tabs T

    she sounds like a teenage boy

  • Markus Angermeier
    Markus Angermeier

    square? it's a cube. I'm disappointed

  • Hyou Vizer
    Hyou Vizer

    the comedy is so well written lol

  • Marguns21

    Isnt just to take s tomatoe and then put it in a box?

  • Petesbackalleyspanks

    Now I'm hungry for something I cant have .

  • MIS315

    I'm eight years old and even I know that's not a square, its a cube

  • Queen Esther
    Queen Esther

    Pamela adlon!

  • karrasfather

    In Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum, it’s mentioned he is allergic to tomatoes.

    • Simone LastName
      Simone LastName

      This is actually addressed in the episode. They make it seem like the asymmetry is the reason he had indigestion (it was mentioned he had indigestion, not an allergy, in Mr Monk and the Asylum).

  • Argh Jay Em
    Argh Jay Em

    You don’t say a circle tomato normally so why say square tomato!?! It’s not a square tomato it’s a cube tomato, or more accurately a cuboid tomato as I find it very unlikely to be perfectly square on every side! Why doesn’t Adrian pick up on this!!!!!!

  • Sarah Lelys
    Sarah Lelys

    You know, the more you think about it, the more it makes sense, actually.

  • Silver Icerose
    Silver Icerose

    You can taste symmetry..

  • Laughing Gravy
    Laughing Gravy

    She should have told him the wheels on the bike were square. He would have run right out to find it.

    • Simone LastName
      Simone LastName

      @a•muse Which one? I would love to watch it.

    • a•muse

      Laughing Gravy There is an episode having the scene you described.

  • wino0000006

    Since when circle is not symmetry?

  • Ironcladkilljoy

    "Your doing the lord's work "

    • SeikiBrian

      * *You're* doing the lord's work.

  • Bernadette Dixon
    Bernadette Dixon

    The last intelligent American TV show.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    dumbest fucking show ever made, idk why people think this is funny

  • BirbTortillaMSM

    Is it weird I’m watching monk right now on my tv?

  • Juan Hernandez
    Juan Hernandez

    I would have taken it home and picked out the seeds so I can grow more of those perfectly symmetrical tomatoes. ; ) ( . Y . )

    • SeikiBrian

      If it's a hybrid you can't grow it from seeds, they don't breed true. You'd have to take cuttings and propagate those.

  • Sullivan O'reily
    Sullivan O'reily

    I too love the taste of symmetry

  • Rs Rt
    Rs Rt

    Monk is what happens to Morty Smith if Rick Sanchez doesn't wipe his memory after experiencing "true level".

  • Hurricanelive

    SLJ: Shut it woman! You heard da man! YOU KIN TASTE DA SYMMETRY! The force is now balanced! Kittens cry! All dogs go to Heaven! Little Ceasers now has pretzel crust year round! Jimmy can walk!

  • Michael Karnerfors
    Michael Karnerfors

    Not to put a damper on anyone's enthusiasm about the square tomato... ...but there is round bread. I am right now having a perfectly round sea-salt crispbread, with cheese from a round Yule cheese. No overlap, no overhang...

  • KING K
    KING K

    Taste the symmetry.😂😂

  • Ed So
    Ed So

    uhm, just use round bread?

  • JustWasted3HoursHere

    It's easy to make square tomatoes, too, without using genetics at all: Make confining case that the tomato grows inside from the beginning. It will end up conforming to that shape. Infact, most fruits and vegetables can be shaped in this same way. If you've ever been to "The Land" at EPCOT (Walt Disney World) then you've seen their square watermelons, etc made using this technique.

    • JustWasted3HoursHere

      @Andrew Suryali Sounds delicious! (NOT!)

    • Mr. ElectriDictator
      Mr. ElectriDictator

      @Andrew Suryali They're bad because they're picked before they are ripe

    • Andrew Suryali
      Andrew Suryali

      Cubic tomatoes are far harder to do than cubic watermelons. Watermelons are heavy, hard-shelled, and grow on the ground. Putting one in a cube mold is easy to do. Tomatoes grow on branches and the weight of a mold may break their stem at maturity. Also, cubic watermelons taste horrible. I know because I bought one in Japan and actually tried to eat it despite the clear warning not to on the packaging. The way the watermelon grows itself into a cube is ridiculous because what it actually does is turn its shell double-thick (maybe more) in places, and not in a symmetric way. You end up with something that is mostly rind with rind fibers crisscrossing the edible flesh of the fruit.

  • Joseph O'neill
    Joseph O'neill

    I wonder what Sheldon would say to that

  • didles123

    I thought it was a cube.

    • Simone LastName
      Simone LastName

      The cross-section is a square.

  • SlimThrull

    But circles are infinitely symmetrical. Squares only have four symmetries.

    • Sam Sowden García
      Sam Sowden García

      @canpitt only if the tomato is the same size as the bread

    • canpitt

      But it won't make a symmetrical sandwich, because slices are all of different diameters. With a square tomato the sandwich only needs one slice since that reaches all 4 corners.

    • TomasPabon

      Have you ever seen a perfectly spherical tomato?

  • TonesTheGeek

    Actually, Square produce would be awesome and he's not wrong about every slice being the same size, there's nothing wasted, how often do you slice up a tomato to put out for you and your family to make sandwiches with and there's always a few of the smallest ones from the edges that no one wants that you just end up tossing? it's not a cure for cancer but it's a pretty significant achievement.

  • Chaim Falkowitz
    Chaim Falkowitz

    Best show

  • max

    Pamela adlon. didnt know she was in anything other than louie.

  • Mr. Scoot Scooter
    Mr. Scoot Scooter

    Who cares it's a square tomato!

  • Bruce Karaus
    Bruce Karaus

    Pamela Adlon? "Better Things" and the voice of Bobby Hill? Awesome!

  • Ravinder Sidhu
    Ravinder Sidhu

    I used to love this show. Thanks for uploading.

  • Morgan Pastorchik
    Morgan Pastorchik

    who the fuck likes a 280p vidoe!!! all of you are dumb sheep

  • Axelle Awah
    Axelle Awah

    I understood " you can taste the cemetery "😱 I didn't understand !!!!!

  • Jurb

    What low iq does the uploader have, to be uploading this in 240p?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You're doing the Lord's work. 😂😂😂

  • RFC3514

    Square tomatoes have actually existed commercially since the 70s, and probably long before that just for "fun". They're grown in moulds, of course.

  • I Pad
    I Pad

    its quite old but Sheldon Cooper should meet Monk :D

  • T Bone
    T Bone

    How does it taste... Who cares it's a square tomato Best... line... ever

  • The Mighty Sparrow
    The Mighty Sparrow

    How does it taste......WHO cares?

  • Orietta Cristoforetti
    Orietta Cristoforetti

    Non mi piace

  • Paulo Jose Castro
    Paulo Jose Castro

    "there's no overlap" you can literally cut 2 x circle tomatoes into two, place them in bread facing side ways covering all the edges.

    • Paulo Jose Castro
      Paulo Jose Castro

      @RFC3514 i did post a link, post a link with the semicircular too

    • RFC3514

      You can't make "a perfect square" from circular sections. Try it, take a photo, post the link here.

    • Paulo Jose Castro
      Paulo Jose Castro

      @RFC3514 like this one look

    • Paulo Jose Castro
      Paulo Jose Castro

      @RFC3514 thats why I said 2x 2 on the edge then another 2 on the gaps forming a perfect square for the bread

    • RFC3514

      But then you have a gap in the middle. It's actually simpler to make semicircular bread.

  • Emma McAllister
    Emma McAllister

    wasn't he allergic to tomatoes

  • levi levis
    levi levis

    I would've loved if he said "This is my first ever bite of tomato, it's square perfection..." And then after taking the bite, he pauses, and says "....Turns out I don't like tomato."

  • Andrew P.S. Allen
    Andrew P.S. Allen

    Don't see what the fuss is, I grew a square tomato fifty years ago, didn't half puzzle my teacher.

    • Sinnah Saint
      Sinnah Saint

      in a mould? lots of people do that to lots of food in lots of shapes. the show was saying the scientists made a tomato variety that grows naturally as a cube. that hasn't been done.

    • ShadowHwkX7

      Mr Monk has SEVERE OCD. A perfectly square tomato is a godsent to him.

  • Knautschfriese

    We have square pigs, now a sqaure tomato....pefekt, now we can make a square burger ;)

  • Rik S
    Rik S

    Nobody tell him about the square watermelons they grow in Japan he would lose his mind

    • sam taylor
      sam taylor

      They taste like ass apparently . Just for deco

  • Daniel Ironside
    Daniel Ironside

    I get it. I really do.

  • Death Herald
    Death Herald

    I was called insane when i put the idea of square tomatoes to faculty in my college .they were all like do you know how dangerous it can be

    • Amir Radzwan
      Amir Radzwan

      remember bob from monsters vs alien

    • kinkajuu1

      @Sir Reil the origin of the attack of the killer tomatoes

    • Sir Reil
      Sir Reil

      This sounds like a terrific Batman villain back story.

  • Daz Bones
    Daz Bones

    Whatever floats your boat monkman.

  • Tom Merker
    Tom Merker

    it should realy be called a cubic tomato

  • ulises reyes
    ulises reyes

    DUDE, MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. I thought I was the only one bugged by regular tomatoes this much

  • Mr Miner
    Mr Miner

    "how does it taste?" "it tastes of symmetry!"

  • Mairi Stewart
    Mairi Stewart

    That is some SERIOUS case of OCD there....

    • Srithor

      Have you watched the show, dude?

  • M L
    M L

    came here for hearing his originial voice (only knowing his german) maaaan he sounds so cute in the last 20 secs

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      Emma McAllister


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    Angela Saez


  • Heath Sims
    Heath Sims

    omg that woman is Susan from Curb your Enthusiasm

  • Malte Schneider
    Malte Schneider

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  • Gamer Raichu
    Gamer Raichu

    Congrats on the square tomato

  • Berzstiflag

    I think this was the best episode of this brilliant series. "Mr Monk on wheels", it was called (?).

  • William Thomas
    William Thomas

    The best part is when Monk actually goes to get the bike which he doesn’t want to die and then gets shot in the leg. xD

    • tkefan29

      what episode is this one?

  • Judy Green
    Judy Green

    You can taste the symmetry..... your doing the Lord's work 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • SeikiBrian

      * *You're* doing the Lord's work.

  • Electroshock Therapy for the Soul
    Electroshock Therapy for the Soul

    "You can taste the symmetry!" That used to be my favorite line when I was younger. I'm a little sad that I had forgotten it until I found this clip.

    • Emiliapocalypse

      But are you happy to have rediscovered it? :)

    • Stephan Ginther
      Stephan Ginther

      Dude I searched for this clip _forever._ This scene was pretty much my favorite scene in the show for a long time. I could find the first part, but not the part where he actually 'tastes the symmetry'. Hahaha, I love it.

    • Janus Hunyadi
      Janus Hunyadi

      I think Mr Monk may be a Thanos fanboy. I mean, try to convince me he would not love this line Thanos: PErfectly balanced. As all things should be.

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